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  2. alexandrasketch:

    "In the name of the Moon Stone, I will punish you!"

    Sailor Puff

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  3. ;^)

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  7. Here’s a joke about Weed.

    Man, this recreational marijuana is so expensive that every time I buy some, my bank account takes a hit! *ba-dum tiss*

    Thank you. I’ll be leaving immediately.

  9. funnyordie:

    via John Boehner Explains the Minimum Wage w/ Harry Hamlin

    I can confirm that there are no steam rooms for Wal-Mart employees.

  10. (Source: marchinglow)