1. Here’s a joke about Weed.

    Man, this recreational marijuana is so expensive that every time I buy some, my bank account takes a hit! *ba-dum tiss*

    Thank you. I’ll be leaving immediately.

  3. funnyordie:

    via John Boehner Explains the Minimum Wage w/ Harry Hamlin

    I can confirm that there are no steam rooms for Wal-Mart employees.

  4. (Source: marchinglow)

  5. zenigata:

    2chan.net [ExRare]

    (via foolishcreature)


  6. This is a dialogue that I imagined while I was at work.

    1. Person !: Lemme ask you a question.
    2. Person @: Ok.
    3. Person !: That's life.
    4. Person @: But... That's not a question.
    5. Person !: What would you have said if I had asked a question?
    6. Person @: I don't know, I would have to know what the question is.
    7. Person !: That's life.

  7. Posted a comment on reddit and got more than 10 upvotes on it.


  9. (Source: coolmug, via redjentful)